-eND-: On pubes. Yes, pubes. What?

Gentlemen, please trim!

Every day, the urinals at my office are cleaned. It might even be twice a day, I don't know. But every time I go in there for a wee, there are pubes all over the bloody things. Long ones, grim ones, and altogether eeeuw ones, stuck to the ceramic bowls of the individual piss-pots in their grim, gooey glory.

Now, because I am completely shameless, I'll tell you that this particular DevilNinja prefers to keep his own ones short, and I understand this is a common trend these days. Apart from two mates of ours, though, I can't say for sure that its true. One of our mates and I both trim the bush with scissors, and then clean the bag and its fragrant, lush valleys to a shiny, hairless gleam with a razor; the other guy says he just does an overall trim with scissors. My esteemed colleague -d- is in that scissors-only-with-hairy-balls camp too, and he'll bitch that I'm telling you this. He will also wonder how I know, since we've never had this conversation. Chortle!

Up front, let me say I am definitely not against the pubic hair. In fact, I rather like the idea. It stirs something primal deep within the DevilNinja and I'll fess up I get a thrill when I see a few hairs sticking up over a waistband of some sort, or blurred through the glass of the showers at the gym. Not so much when it's creeping out from under the legs of someones undies, though, but oooh! Is it true that most guys are opting for some topiary currently? I couldn't really say.

I know there are some guys at my gym who definitely take it all off down below and are proud to show it - amusingly, it's usually the guys with the hairiest chests, which makes them look kinda goofy IDST. Several others you can tell through the shower glass are completely shaved but prefer to keep that under a towel at all times. This occurs through a variety of ages, too. If you read online polls - I love online polls, particularly the sketchy ones - it seems everyone from age 13 up is shaving themselves bald, but I see enough real people who clearly don't to dispute that statistic - just goes to show, you can't believe everything you read on teh interweb. I'm beginning to suspect that the people who reply to online polls may be entirely fictitious, as undoubtedly are a lot of bloggers who are most probably ghost-writing lives they wished they were leading.

Anyway, I know that hairs do just kinda fall out on their own. However, I'm fairly sure that the shorter ones don't; or perhaps they just don't fall as far. I do know that I have never seen a urinal covered in pubic stubble, that's for sure, which I suspect says a great deal. So gents, for the sake of all of us, and particularly for me, your local DevilNinja, please trim!

Thank you. This has been a public service rant.

-eND-

PS: Can't you, can't you trim like I do? /Filter